"Count The Ways" by Jade Eagleson is a country song that tells the story of a man who has just gone through a breakup. The opening line describes how he watched his ex-girlfriend drive away in her car, leaving him alone with just half of his belongings. However, as the song progresses, he reveals that he's not as heartbroken as he may seem. In fact, the man is enjoying his newfound freedom and has been spending his time drinking with his buddies at bars and flirting with other women. He sings about how he's met a girl with a "southern drawl" who has caught his attention and who he's considering calling. The chorus repeats the lyrics "I can't count the ways I'm over you", emphasizing how the man has moved on and how little he thinks of his past relationship. While he may have been hurt at first, he's now having the time of his life and doesn't miss his ex-girlfriend at all. Overall, "Count The Ways" is a fun and upbeat breakup song that celebrates the freedom and excitement that can come after a relationship ends.