The song "Whiskey Thinks I Am" by Jade Eagleson is about a man who believes he is a go-getter and a genius when he is drinking whiskey. He sees himself as the DaVinci of his time and believes he has all the answers to every problem, as long as they are not his own. The story of the song begins with the man waking up and starting his day, but getting fired from work for being late. He then goes to a bar, orders drinks, and tries to impress a woman with his charm. Throughout the song, the man acknowledges that he is not really a genius or a go-getter, but that his confidence is fueled by his consumption of alcohol. He hopes that the woman he is trying to impress will only see him as the half-man that the whiskey thinks he is. Overall, "Whiskey Thinks I Am" portrays the idea of alcohol as a confidence booster and how it can lead people to believe they are something they are not. The song also touches on the theme of trying to impress others and the insecurity that can come with it.
