The song "Ronaldo Chop" by Joe Weller tells a story through its lyrics. In the beginning, the singer is having a bad day as everything seems to be going wrong. However, he gains confidence and fearlessness when he looks down at the floor. He then symbolically performs a "Ronaldo chop," which refers to a soccer move popularized by the famous player Cristiano Ronaldo. The lyrics depict the singer feeling empowered and ready to face any challenges. However, when he enters school, he becomes the target of negative comments, feeling worthless and embarrassed. The song's hook emphasizes that the singer will overcome these obstacles and prove himself to be just as good as the naysayers. Later in the song, the singer encounters a beautiful girl and tries to impress her by mentioning he has protection (rubbers). However, he embarrassingly realizes that he has urinated on himself, resulting in being mocked by the girl. Despite these setbacks, the singer continues to feel confident and like a "monster." He references Draco Malfoy, a character from the Harry Potter series, and offers him a ride to town. It is implied that the singer and Malfoy engage in illegal activities such as pimping and dealing, with Malfoy's specialty being self-explained. However, their plans are disrupted when a penguin unexpectedly appears and fights with Malfoy. The overall meaning of the song seems to be about rising above adversity, embracing one's flaws, and finding humor in difficult situations. The lyrics are filled with humor and self-mockery, suggesting that the singer doesn't take himself too seriously.
