The song "Suárez Bite" by Joe Weller is a humorous and satirical track that playfully mocks controversial footballer Luis Suárez and his infamous biting incidents during his career. The lyrics describe the singer's personal experiences and outlook on life using exaggerated and comedic situations. In the first verse, the singer describes feeling down and overwhelmed but then gains confidence and fearlessness. The mention of Suárez's biting incident represents a sudden unexpected event that can turn things around. The second verse shifts the focus to the singer's encounter with a attractive girl. He attempts to impress her by suggesting he has brought protection but embarrassingly reveals that he has urinated himself. The line "He's a loser and ugly too" is a response to the girl's judgment of the singer's appearance. Overall, the song maintains a lighthearted and playful tone, using Suárez's biting incident as a metaphorical representation of unexpected and embarrassing situations. The lyrics are meant to entertain and evoke laughter rather than convey a deep meaning or story.
