The song "Charlemagne" by John Cale tells a story about a manager, priests, and deacons who are waiting to be paid. They are joined by a quartermaster and a mistress of the line, who have found a way to profit from others' pain. The lyrics then mention a recent Mardi Gras celebration that left everyone feeling hungry. The sound of fiddlers playing fandangos and boleros along the Mississippi River can be heard, adding a festive atmosphere to the scene. The song continues with references to various characters and situations. The narrator mentions their uncle, who was a vicar in a big parade, selling fountain pens that never write. This serves as a metaphor for deceit or false promises. The mention of San Sebastian gamblers implies that they do not cheat or lie, recognizing the importance of maintaining good relationships with others. The line "good fences make good neighbors" further emphasizes the idea of maintaining boundaries and respecting others' personal space. The lyrics also express a sense of confusion and uncertainty. The narrator wonders about the time of year and the kind of people they will encounter. There is mention of "gruesome tales of two cities," alluding to Charles Dickens' famous novel "A Tale of Two Cities" which portrays the horrors and injustices of the French Revolution. The song suggests that prayers may have been answered, but inhibitions remain strong. The narrator urges caution and reflection before taking any action, emphasizing the importance of finding solace and comfort amidst challenging circumstances. Overall, "Charlemagne" explores themes of greed, deceit, the pursuit of personal gain, and the complexities of human relationships. The lyrics highlight the significance of simple stories and the desire to be different from the rest.