"The Man Who Couldn't Afford to Orgy" is a song by John Cale, released in 1974. The lyrics depict various individuals from different walks of life, highlighting their contrasting financial situations when it comes to participating in an orgy, a symbol of indulgence and excess. The song starts by expressing pity for the poor man, the sad man, and the green man (possibly referring to an inexperienced or naive person) who couldn't afford to partake in an orgy. It then mentions the policeman, snowman, and woman, all facing the same financial limitation. The following lines introduce a conversation between two individuals named Johnny and the singer. The singer offers Johnny a way to overcome his loneliness, implying that engaging in an orgy could provide him with a good time. The lyrics then contrast the people who can afford an orgy, such as the postman, con man, milkman, butcher, astronaut, and curate. These characters represent those who have the means to indulge in such luxuries. The song raises the question of getting together and indulging in pleasures. It suggests that one should let go of the problem and take the easiest route. While it may be enjoyable, the song acknowledges that indulgences don't last forever and can be risky. The lyrics return to the idea of offering comfort to the person who couldn't afford to participate in an orgy. The singer sympathizes with their situation, expressing sorrow and mentioning the bother and temptation of such indulgences. The song concludes with an invitation to take a chance and give it a try, emphasizing the potential pleasure and the suggestion that the person might eventually get over their inability to afford an orgy. Overall, "The Man Who Couldn't Afford to Orgy" explores themes of inequality, desire, and the allure of indulgence. It presents a contrast between those who can freely engage in lavish activities and those who are left wanting, ultimately questioning the worth and consequences of pursuing such excesses.
