"Motorboat to Heaven" by John Hiatt is a song that tells the story of a person who is deeply infatuated and captivated by someone. The lyrics describe this person as being both lovely and cruel, having a powerful hold over the narrator. The metaphor of a "motorboat to heaven" represents the intense and exhilarating experience this person brings into the narrator's life. The song suggests that this person brings out the narrator's foolish side, referred to as the "blind man at the bar," who is willing to do anything to get their attention. The blind man's act of whistling for his drink and displaying his scar symbolizes the narrator's vulnerability and willingness to reveal their innermost flaws and secrets. Despite being aware of the potential harm and pain this person may cause, the narrator is unable to resist their allure. The line "You put my soul in those hot, hot coals, And you make my spirit dance" implies that this person has the power to ignite passion and excitement within the narrator, even though they may ultimately be hurt by the relationship. The chorus reflects the narrator's struggle to be close to this person, using the imagery of water skiing. Water skiing requires balance and skill, symbolizing the challenges the narrator faces in trying to form a meaningful connection with their love interest. The repeated question, "Tell me, how am I 'sposed to get in close, back here on these waterskis," emphasizes the difficulty and frustration the narrator experiences in their attempts to establish a deeper relationship. Throughout the song, the narrator recognizes that despite their efforts, they may not be able to win over this person completely. They acknowledge that no place can erase the emotions and feelings they have inside, indicating that they understand that they cannot control or change the outcome of their love. Ultimately, the song conveys a sense of longing and desperation, as the narrator finds themselves at the mercy of their intense and complicated emotions. They are left with no choice but to continue cruising through life, seeking some form of connection while knowing that they may never truly reach their desired destination.
