The song "Christmas Pizza (Don't Be Late)" by Parry Gripp tells the humorous story of someone eagerly waiting for their pizza delivery on Christmas Eve. The lyrics depict the anticipation and excitement for the arrival of the pizza. The song begins with the person calling to order a pizza and expressing their desire for a Christmas-themed pizza. They mention wanting the pizza on time and make a playful request for the slices to be shaped like Christmas trees. Then the lyrics shift to a slightly quirky and comical tone. The person addresses the pizza delivery person through a letter, thanking them in advance for their service and jokingly expressing appreciation for them not getting distracted or forgetting any important items like ranch dressing. In the following verse, the person receives a call from someone who claims to be Santa Claus. Santa informs them that the pizza has arrived, accompanied by reindeer. The person is surprised and confused by the unexpected turn of events. In the end, Santa delivers the pizza, and the person expresses gratitude. However, they humorously mention that Santa forgot the ranch dressing, creating a playful twist to the story. Overall, Parry Gripp's "Christmas Pizza (Don't Be Late)" is a lighthearted and comical song that tells a tale of eagerly awaiting a pizza delivery on Christmas Eve and adds a touch of holiday cheer and humor to the narrative.
