The song "I've Got Better Manners Than You" by Parry Gripp is a humorous and playful tune about someone boasting about their superior manners compared to someone else. The lyrics express the idea that the narrator possesses better etiquette and politeness than the person they are addressing. Throughout the song, the narrator emphasizes how they consistently say "please," "you're welcome," and "thank you" before the other person does. They claim to always be one step ahead, demonstrating their superior manners. The lyrics also humorously depict the narrator interrupting someone mid-sneeze and offering a tissue before they even have a chance to sneeze. However, the song takes a humorous turn when a conversation is inserted between two characters, Parry and another person, who question the appropriateness of boasting about good manners. They highlight that boasting is, in fact, bad manners. The conversation adds an ironic twist to the song and serves as a reminder not to interrupt others or boast about one's manners. Overall, the song uses humor to emphasize the importance of good manners and also highlights the negative aspects of boasting.
