The song "Megaphone" by Parry Gripp is a humorous and satirical take on the Hollywood film festival scene. It portrays the chaos and exclusivity surrounding these events, particularly the Santa Barbara film festival. The lyrics depict a sold-out screening of local films at the festival, where the theatre is full and only those with a platinum pass are allowed entry. The frustration of those who cannot afford the pass is expressed, with one person claiming they have been waiting for hours and questioning the authority of the person in charge. The song then introduces the protagonist, who declares that they have a megaphone and they "run the place." They use the megaphone to assert their power and authority, denying entry to those without a platinum pass. Various characters, such as the director's girlfriend and an actor, try to assert their importance, but are shut down by the protagonist with the megaphone. The chorus repeats the theme of the megaphone being a symbol of control and dominance, while mocking those who try to argue or plead their case. The protagonist maintains their position, asserting that those without a platinum pass have "no seat" and are not getting past. The song continues with more humorous exchanges and confrontations, with different individuals claiming special connections or circumstances that should allow them entry. The protagonist dismisses their claims, mocking them and asserting their authority with the megaphone. The lyrics take a playful and nonsensical turn with the repetition of phrases like "Ding dang a dang" and "Wang dang a ding dang." These lines add to the absurdity and comedic nature of the song. Overall, "Megaphone" highlights the often chaotic and exclusive nature of film festivals, with the megaphone symbolizing a form of power and control over who is allowed entry. The lyrics present a satirical commentary on the hierarchy and snobbery surrounding these events, poking fun at the pretentiousness of the industry and its gatekeepers.
