The song "Totally Nautical, Dude" by Pink Razors tells the story of the irony and frustration of a person who has to deal with the reality of being patted down and searched at a club. The lyrics describe witnessing fights in the past and feeling angry at the thugs who run the clubs at night. The protagonist sarcastically thanks them for ruining their younger days and offers them eight bucks for their trouble. The song expresses a sense of resignation and frustration at the lack of change in the situation. The song captures the feeling of powerlessness and resignation in the face of a seemingly unchanging and frustrating situation. The protagonist wishes to be the one in charge of security and to be able to identify and deal with the real dangers in the club. The song uses irony and sarcasm to convey the sense of frustration and resignation in the face of a seemingly unchanged and frustrating reality.
