The song "Waiter! Bring Me Water!" by Shania Twain tells the story of a woman who is out with her boyfriend at their favorite spot when he becomes distracted by a pretty young woman. The woman becomes frustrated with her boyfriend's behavior and asks the waiter to bring her water to try and calm him down. She tries to block his view of the other woman, but he continues to stare at her. The woman is embarrassed by her boyfriend's actions and tries to figure out a way to distract him from the other woman. She doesn't understand what he finds so appealing about her and wishes he would stop acting like a fool. Despite her efforts to regain his attention, he remains fixated on the other woman. The lyrics convey the feelings of jealousy, insecurity, and frustration that can arise in relationships when one partner becomes fixated on someone else. The woman's plea for water symbolizes her attempt to cool down the situation and bring her boyfriend back to reality. Ultimately, the song captures the emotional turmoil of dealing with a partner's wandering eye and the struggle to maintain a sense of control in a relationship.