The lyrics tell the story of a post-apocalyptic world in the year 2088, where civilization has collapsed and anarchy reigns. The only city left standing is Crystal Lake, Illinois, where the citizens use a giant egg for their electricity. However, a one thousand foot tall hen comes to retrieve its egg from the city. The citizens of Crystal Lake, Illinois, defiantly challenge the hen to a showdown to protect their egg. The humans engage in a rap battle with the hen, trading insults and threats. Ultimately, it is left to the listener to decide who wins the battle. The outro reveals that the entire scenario is actually a dream, and someone named Major or Noah needs to wake up from a coma. The lyrics can be interpreted as a satirical take on the themes of power, control, and survival in a chaotic and absurd world. It uses humor and exaggeration to comment on these themes, creating a bizarre and imaginative narrative.
