The song "If I Had A Cent" by The Hives describes a toxic relationship or interaction with someone who consistently crosses boundaries and acts inappropriately. The lyrics express frustration and disappointment towards this person's behavior. The song starts by stating that the individual only knows how to commit crimes and consistently make mistakes. The singer feels that the person has ruined their chance for redemption. They acknowledge that they feel a deep sadness and disappointment because of this person's actions. The chorus suggests that if the singer received a cent for every time the person crossed the line and behaved inappropriately, they would become the richest person in town. This line emphasizes the frequency and severity of the person's actions. The second verse continues to criticize the person's behavior, highlighting their selfishness and tendency to blame others. The singer mentions that the person has created their own downfall, causing harm to themselves. They also note the presence of fake friends who betray and deceive the person. The bridge of the song conveys that the singer is fed up with the person's antics. They compare the situation to "monkey biz," indicating that it has become absurd and intolerable. The singer asserts that they will not remain silent about the person's actions any longer. Overall, "If I Had A Cent" portrays the frustration, disappointment, and resentment towards someone who consistently crosses boundaries, blames others, and creates a toxic environment. The lyrics use vivid imagery and a strong tone to convey these emotions.
