"A Slow Drag With Josephine" is a song by Elvis Costello from his album "National Ransom" released in 2010. The song is an upbeat, jazzy tune that tells a story of love, betrayal, and longing. The lyrics speak of characters like "the snitch, the snoop, the tattletale" and "my little ballyhoo" who are involved in some kind of drama. The protagonist's heart is broken, and they find solace by haunting bars and engaging in shallow affairs. The song takes a turn when the protagonist catches "her man" unaware, enjoying the attention from someone else. However, amidst all the unfaithfulness and deceit, the protagonist longs for a dance with Josephine, who seems to represent genuine love and connection. The lyrics continue with references to dance styles like "gavotte," "garrotes," "Cotillions," and "slow Arabesques." These dance styles symbolize the pretentiousness and deception in their relationships, but the protagonist is unable to resist the allure. The song then explores the idea of declaring an armistice, possibly meaning an end to the conflicts and deceit in their relationships. The protagonist wonders when Josephine will make her move and bring an end to the chaos. As the song progresses, it hints at a different fate that could have taken place if things were different. The protagonist reflects on what could have been and expresses a desire for one more chance before it's too late. In the final verse, the song mentions different dance steps like the "Hesitation Waltz" and "Flirtation," highlighting the various stages of romantic relationships. The protagonist longs for a slow, meaningful dance with Josephine, suggesting a longing for a genuine and loving connection amidst all the chaos. Overall, "A Slow Drag With Josephine" explores themes of deceit, longing, and the search for genuine love and connection in a world filled with pretentiousness and betrayal. The song portrays a sense of nostalgia for a simpler and more sincere time.