The song "Passport Photos" by Gilbert O'Sullivan is a light-hearted and humorous take on the often unflattering images captured in passport photos. The lyrics describe the affection the singer has for someone, but when they need a laugh, they turn to looking at passport photos. The singer finds amusement in comparing their own passport photo with those of their friends, suggesting that these photos always manage to entertain them. The song then transitions to comment on the unimpressive nature of passport photos in general. The singer asks the listener to show them a passport photo that they would like to see enlarged, implying that there are none. They mock the serious and neutral expression expected in passport photos, highlighting the irony that even though the person may look foolish or unattractive, they must comply with the rules. The lyrics also touch on specific attributes and styles that passport photos often capture, such as long hair, sideburns, and outdated fashion choices. The singer emphasizes that nobody looks good in passport photos and suggests it's a common understanding that they never do justice to anyone's appearance. Towards the end of the song, the singer shifts focus to a different topic, briefly mentioning the unpredictability of rain at airports in Spain. However, they quickly return to their love for passport photos as a source of amusement and entertainment. Overall, "Passport Photos" is a lighthearted and playful song that reflects on the unattractive and humorous nature of passport photos, finding humor in comparing them with others and highlighting the universally unflattering nature of these images.
