Guttermouth's song "A Nice Place To Visit..." is a satirical and humorous commentary on different places and states in the United States. The lyrics express the singer's disdain for certain states and their stereotypes while highlighting a few favorites. The song starts off with the singer reflecting on the places they have been and not finding many that they would like to visit again. They mention having been to 30 out of the 50 states, but only enjoying about 3 or 4 of them. They go on to mention specific states and their opinions about them. They describe Washington D.C. as a "shit hole", Jersey as freezing, but Florida as the best. They express stronger dislike towards Oklahoma and its inhabitants, using a play on words about "sooners". The singer then expresses their love for the coast, feeling at home when they see it. They sarcastically insult the Lincoln monument, suggesting an uncomfortable place to shove it. The lyrics continue with sarcastic remarks about various tourist attractions. They mention a giant ball of yarn and the "thing" in Yuma, poking fun at these odd attractions. They mention finding Koa (campgrounds) to be alright, but missing Shoney's (a restaurant chain). They also mention their love for turquoise and abalone shells. Moving on, the singer sarcastically suggests that testicular tumors sound better than visiting Dollywood in Tennessee. They also make a reference to Tijuana prison, implying a preference for that over certain places. They mention not caring about certain dangers and enjoying fireworks, stating that California is the place for them. The song takes a comical turn when the singer spells out M I S S I S S I P P I but interrupts it with a fart noise. They mention mosquitoes biting them and joke about antiquing and incest in some states. There is a mention of "Nascar whores" in North Carolina with large ovarian cysts the size of Missouri. The song concludes by suggesting that staying in California is the best option and bidding farewell with multiple "Goodbye" lines. Overall, "A Nice Place To Visit..." uses dark humor and satire to playfully mock various states and attractions in the United States, while also expressing a fondness for certain places.
