The song "Lemon Water" by Guttermouth is a satirical commentary on human behavior and societal norms. The lyrics express the singer's frustration with the actions and choices of other people, while also reflecting on his own quirks and contradictions. The chorus of the song asks, "What in the hell is wrong with people?" The singer questions the sanity of others, suggesting that those who are mentally disturbed should be confined. However, he also acknowledges that he may have his own flaws and that his own journey through life differs from others. The song then delves into the singer's coping mechanism for dealing with the emptiness and dissatisfaction in his life, which is alcohol. He sarcastically states that filling the void in his heart with alcohol helps to numb his boredom and restlessness. It even alters his personality and leads him to make excessive choices, such as ordering more food than he needs. He also expresses annoyance towards those who order water with lemon at the bar, finding them annoyingly health-conscious. The lyrics further reveal the singer's judgmental attitude towards others. He mocks a child sitting next to him at the bar but declares that he is fine with other people's kids. The judgment continues when observing a couple on a date at the bar who order healthier food choices, and he speculates that it must be their first date. He paradoxically desires perfection while acknowledging his own worthlessness. The singer also muses on his habit of eavesdropping and assuming he hates people based on their conversations. He expresses a dislike for most people but claims that he can get along with them if necessary. The song concludes with the singer's contemplation of becoming a magician who can magically change people to be more like him or befriend him. However, he also realizes that he may become just like them, and he questions the benefits of simple actions like adding a lemon slice to drinking water. Overall, "Lemon Water" by Guttermouth serves as a humorous and critical exploration of human behavior, societal expectations, and personal introspection.