The song "Mail Order Bride" by Guttermouth provides a satirical commentary on the superficiality and materialism of certain individuals in California. The lyrics suggest that some women in California judge men based on their financial status and possessions, specifically mentioning that they may even check their bank accounts and only show interest if the man drives a truck. The song portrays these women as having little consideration for genuine connections and instead prioritize material wealth. In response to this behavior, the protagonist of the song contemplates the idea of acquiring a mail order bride. They express cynicism towards relationships based on superficial factors and propose the idea of treating a romantic partner as a transactional commodity. The protagonist considers the option of shipping the bride back if things do not work out, highlighting a lack of commitment and connection. However, as the song progresses, the protagonist seems to have a change of heart. They realize the shallow nature of their thoughts and acknowledge the need for genuine connections. The song concludes with the protagonist admitting their isolation and regretting their previous intentions of using a mail order bride. Overall, "Mail Order Bride" mocks the emphasis placed on materialism and superficiality in romantic relationships. It portrays the protagonist's journey towards recognizing the importance of true connections rather than relying on material possessions or treating relationships as transactions.
