The song "Mr. Barbeque" by Guttermouth is a humorous and satirical take on the experience of having a barbecue. The lyrics depict a scenario where the protagonist, Mr. Barbeque, invites people to his house for a barbecue. The song then takes a comedic twist as various mishaps and absurdities occur during the event. In the beginning, Mr. Barbeque sets the scene, welcoming guests to his house and mentioning the food he has prepared, including pork, salad, cole slaw, and lighter fluid. The lyrics humorously describe a situation where Mr. Barbeque's arm catches fire, and someone has to pass the dressing for him to calm down. Mr. Barbeque claims to be a professional and advises quickly submerging the arm in mayonnaise, which is a humorous remedy for the situation. The song then shifts to a scene where Mr. Barbeque thanks a doctor for treating his arm and asks for mouth-watering pork rinds. It continues with the announcement of a pigs feet eating contest, which ends in chaos as Mrs. Brown, the reigning champion, begins to choke. The lyrics emphasize Mr. Barbeque's name repeatedly during these events, adding a humorous touch to the narrative. As the song progresses, Mr. Barbeque lists various food items, such as weenies, chicken fried pork steaks, and skinless boneless chicken breasts. The repetitive use of his name adds a catchy element to the song. Towards the end, the lyrics highlight the importance of taking precautions when handling undercooked pork chops during a barbecue. The humorous exaggerations include mentions of getting struck by lightning or drowning in a kiddie pool as potential risks. Mr. Barbeque advises listeners to be careful and ensure they follow necessary safety measures. Overall, the song "Mr. Barbeque" by Guttermouth tells a lighthearted story of a barbecue gathering with humorous mishaps and exaggerations. It serves as a comedic take on the challenges and comical situations that can occur during such events.
