The song "My Girlfriend" by Guttermouth tells the story of the singer's girlfriend who has a wild and rebellious nature. The lyrics describe her love for punk rock and her passion for moshing in the pit at concerts. The chorus emphasizes how her behavior and love for moshing make the singer feel sick. Despite this, he still admires her for her resilience and ability to withstand the chaos of the pit. The use of "tall boy" refers to a large can of beer that she often holds while enjoying the music. The song mentions bands like The Offspring, Pennywise, and Bad Religion, highlighting her dedication and loyalty to the punk rock scene. The singer pleads with her to quit moshing and to spend more time with him, but she always returns to the pit, even getting into fights and taking physical blows. The singer's frustration reaches a climax when he suggests going on a date, but she'd rather jump off a stage during a concert than watch a movie with him. The song portrays the conflict between the singer's desire for a more traditional relationship and his girlfriend's unwavering commitment to the punk and moshing culture. Overall, "My Girlfriend" is a humorous and energetic song that illustrates the intense personality and rebellious spirit of the singer's girlfriend, emphasizing the clash between their differing interests and lifestyles.