The Guttermouth song "Party of Two (Your Table Is Ready)" is a satirical critique of the two-party political system in America. The lyrics express frustration and distrust towards both major political parties and their candidates. The song begins by describing a tall and slim candidate with a smug grin, questioning why anyone should trust him. The mention of a ten-gallon hat hints at a cowboy-like persona often associated with American politics. The lyrics suggest that the candidate's true intentions and ambitions are hidden behind a façade of pride and patriotism. The chorus emphasizes the negative aspects of the two-party system. "It sucks, big bucks" suggests that the system is flawed and corrupted by money. "America's conditioned" refers to the idea that society has been conditioned to accept and participate in this system. The mention of "real ambition" implies that the politicians may have agendas that differ from what they claim. The song goes on to criticize the idea of voting within this two-party system. The phrase "let me retort" indicates a counterargument to the notion of having to choose between two options. The lyrics state that no matter which party one votes for, they will ultimately lose in some way. The next section of the song shifts focus to the band's own experiences. They mention going to work and attending a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, where the band members are described as smoking marijuana but hypocritically encouraging the audience to vote. The band expresses their preference for being ignorant or a "retard" rather than participating in the political process. The lyrics continue to criticize both parties, claiming that they do not offer any real alternatives and that they are only interested in maintaining the status quo. The line "go choke your chicken" is a vulgar way of expressing frustration and dismissing the two-party system as a waste of time. The mention of "finger licking" and "smells like manure" is sarcasm, implying that the system is not as appealing or promising as it seems. The song concludes with the narrator's rejection of political engagement. They describe retreating to a mountain cave, refusing to vote or even shave. The lyrics imply that they want to distance themselves from all aspects of political discourse, finding solace in their own ignorance while observing others struggle with the political abyss. Overall, "Party of Two (Your Table Is Ready)" serves as a cynical commentary on the two-party system in American politics, highlighting disillusionment and derision towards the political establishment and encouraging individual skepticism and disengagement.
