The song "Primate Camp" by Guttermouth appears to be a satirical and tongue-in-cheek commentary on the theory of evolution, particularly focusing on the concept of humans descending from primates. The lyrics start by acknowledging the Big Bang theory and posing a question about its validity. The song then moves on to reference Charles Darwin and his theory of evolution, mentioning crustaceans, fornication, and the development of primates. The lyrics depict a fictional scenario called "Primate Camp" where primates, represented as monkeys, take over and dominate humans. This is symbolized by them chucking dung at humans and spreading virus and disease. The lyrics further mention a primate with a gun and a movie reference, possibly alluding to the controversial concept of monkeys imitating human behavior. The lyrics imply that monkeys are using humans as slaves and treating them poorly. The song then briefly mentions Dr. Zaus and Zera, characters from the Planet of the Apes franchise, posing a question about the ability of primates to reason, think, and speak. The reference to murder suggests a darker side to the story, potentially commenting on the potential consequences of a scenario where primates dominate humans. Towards the end, the lyrics take a humorous turn with a mention of the songwriter's own personal experience involving his "microscopic" nuts and an event from 1972. The lyrics conclude with the singer mentioning a jungle, a museum, and a zoo, possibly suggesting that the entire concept of "Primate Camp" is a metaphorical representation of the human world and society. Overall, the song seems to use satire and wit to challenge or mock certain beliefs or ideas about evolution and the relationship between humans and primates. The lyrics create an absurd and exaggerated scenario to convey a larger commentary on human behavior and societal dynamics.
