The song "Surf's Up Asshole" by Guttermouth is a satirical critique of the surf culture and lifestyle in Huntington Beach (HB), California. The lyrics mock the stereotypes, attitudes, and behaviors associated with surfers and the beach community. The song begins by dismissing the importance of where someone is from and sarcastically suggesting that everyone is drawn to HB after reading about it in surf magazines. It then mentions the idea of driving a Volkswagen bus, often associated with surfers, as a way to fit in. The chorus, "Surf's up asshole," is a mocking phrase aimed at the surfers, implying arrogance and entitlement. The lyrics also touch on the appearance of surfers, highlighting their tight suits and suggesting they look cute. The song further mocks the surf culture by referencing popular surf movies like "Blue Crush" and insinuating sexual conquests. It describes the influence of media and the need for someone else to think for them, leading to a robotic and conformist culture in HB. The lyrics continue to criticize the homogeneity of the surfers, mentioning their common fashion choices like tattoos, goatees, and wallet chains. The repetition of "surf's up asshole" addresses the general attitude and behavior of the people in HB. There is a moment in the song where the singer discusses encountering pollution in the water and being sprayed with mace on the Fourth of July. These references highlight the negative aspects of the surf culture and the impact of tourism on the environment. The final lines of the song refer to getting a discounted surfboard while acknowledging the way things are in HB. The overall message of the song seems to be a criticism of the shallowness, conformity, and negative aspects of the surf culture in Huntington Beach.
