The Guttermouth song "The Next Faux Mohican" is a satirical critique of the music industry and cultural trends. The lyrics reflect the band's nostalgia for past eras of music while mocking the current state of popular music. The song begins by lamenting the death of alternative rock and the cultural influence of white kids dressing like Eminem, implying a lack of originality and diversity in contemporary music. The reference to Michael on his victory tour alludes to Michael Jackson's transformation in appearance over the years, questioning the authenticity of his identity. The lyrics also touch on the rise and fall of punk rock, highlighting the decline of certain bands and the loss of their rebellious spirit. The mention of the Limp Bizkit band losing their edge, paralleled with the limp wrist of a cousin, suggests a loss of power and impact. The chorus "Some people come here to take a crap, But I come here to leave one" expresses a sense of defiance and non-conformity, suggesting that the band aims to challenge norms and make their own mark. The song continues to critique various music genres and artists, referencing the Spoon Man and Alice in Chains being overshadowed by the popularity of the grunge band Pearl Jam. The lyrics touch on the cycle of music trends, with the topic of the faux mohican hairstyle being in vogue, only to be replaced by the next popular trend. The mention of historical events, such as the British invasion by The Beatles, connects to the cyclical nature of music trends and the resurgence of certain styles from the past. The song also mocks current trends, like the tight jeans and pasty-white appearance of hipsters. Overall, "The Next Faux Mohican" by Guttermouth satirizes the music industry's lack of originality and the cyclical nature of trends. It embraces nostalgia for past eras of music while criticizing the current state of popular culture.
