The song "Sportz" by Judah & The Lion is a nostalgic and lighthearted reflection on the awkwardness and insecurities of adolescence, particularly in relation to sports and personal relationships. In the song, the narrator takes us back to their 8th-grade experience during Physical Education (P.E) class. They express a sense of anxiety and anticipation, hoping not to be chosen last while standing with their chest out. The mention of a stout classmate and Lindsey with her long brown hair suggests that the narrator is observing and comparing themselves to others. As the team captains choose their players one by one, the narrator is left for last, fueling their frustration and determination to prove themselves. They metaphorically describe their head as being shaped like a basketball, symbolizing their desire to stand out and be noticed. They compare this drive to go for the rebound in basketball to their eagerness to pursue a romantic relationship with Lindsey. With the clock ticking and the pressure building, the narrator reveals their love for punk rock music – possibly as an outlet for their emotions and self-expression. They hope that Lindsey, who is cheering in the stands, will notice them and potentially become their romantic partner. Throughout the song, the chorus repeats the mantra "Sports ... balls, We love sports," which can be seen as a playful and ironic nod to the societal emphasis placed on sports during adolescence. It highlights the narrator's recognition of their own lack of athleticism and strength, as they repeatedly sing "I'm not fast, I'm not strong." However, they still hope that Lindsey hears this song as a declaration of their feelings. Overall, "Sportz" captures the awkwardness, longing, and self-doubt that often accompanies adolescence, particularly in the context of sports and young love. The song's upbeat and catchy melody contrasts with the vulnerability expressed in the lyrics, creating a relatable and nostalgic experience for listeners.
