The lyrics of "Chrissy, Wake Up" by The Gregory Brothers tell a story about a character named Chrissy who is being awakened and confronted by someone. In the song, the narrator repeatedly calls out to Chrissy to wake up, expressing their dislike for the situation. It is not clear why Chrissy needs to wake up, but the narrator seems concerned. The lyrics suggest that Chrissy may be feeling scared or disturbed, and the narrator offers to leave if Chrissy is not okay. The song also mentions a previous encounter with someone named Corroded Coffin, indicating that Chrissy may have had some unusual experiences or encounters in the past. There is a line mentioning how Chrissy feels like she is losing her mind on a daily basis, which implies that she may be going through some mental struggles. Eddie is mentioned as well, possibly someone Chrissy knows or perhaps a separate character investigating something related to Chrissy's situation. Overall, the lyrics create a sense of mystery and unease, with the narrator urging Chrissy to wake up and seeking answers or understanding. The song leaves some questions unanswered, allowing listeners to interpret the meaning and story in their own way.