"The Ramp" by The Gregory Brothers is a satirical song that uses comedic elements to poke fun at former US President Donald Trump's infamous walk down a ramp during a speech at West Point Military Academy in 2020. The lyrics primarily focus on Trump's exaggerated account of the ramp incident and his concerns about falling or looking bad while descending the ramp. The song begins by highlighting Trump's initial doubts about successfully walking down the ramp without falling. He mentions that the ramp was steep, lacking a handrail, and compared it to an "ice-skating rink," emphasizing the difficulty he perceived in the situation. However, despite his initial reservations, Trump asserts that he was able to make it down the ramp without any mishaps. As the song progresses, Trump exaggerates his physical appearance, claiming to have looked "very handsome" while running down the ramp. He also mentions that his ramp descent was trending number one, possibly referring to social media attention and memes that followed the incident. In a comedic twist, the song transitions to Trump's comments on COVID-19 testing. He humorously suggests that he advised his team to slow down testing to avoid any embarrassing or unfavorable results. This part of the song satirically criticizes Trump's handling of the pandemic and his controversial statements regarding testing. In the final section, the song returns to Trump's ramp incident, emphasizing the potential consequences of falling and highlighting his exaggerated confidence. He claims that if he were to fall, it would be the "best fall anybody's ever had," adding to the satirical tone of the song. Overall, "The Ramp" is a comical and satirical song that uses playful lyrics to mock Trump's exaggerated account of walking down a ramp and incorporates humor to critique aspects of his presidency, particularly his handling of COVID-19.
