The song "Hvor Fuck Er Mine Juleklokker" by Ude Af Kontrol is a Danish rap song released in 2018. The title translates to "Where the Fuck Are My Christmas Bells" in English. The lyrics of the song revolve around the theme of celebrating Christmas in a unique and unconventional way. The lyrics start with Munken singing about having "risalamande" (a traditional Danish Christmas dessert) and making a reference to sexual innuendos. He also mentions having snow and being ready to share it with a friend. The chorus sung by Englando emphasizes the importance of jingle bells in a Christmas song and humorously expresses frustration with not finding his own bells. The song continues with Englando stating he doesn't wish for anything for Christmas because he already has everything he needs. He mentions enjoying good food, gifts, and wine, and treating himself to a luxury car and jewelry. He also talks about starting a new gym routine on the first day of the year. Overall, the song juxtaposes traditional Christmas themes with the artists' own provocative and carefree attitudes, while also mocking the commercialization and materialistic aspects often associated with the holiday. The lyrics contain explicit language and humorous wordplay, reflecting Ude Af Kontrol's distinctive style.
