"God's Comic" is a song by Elvis Costello from his album "Spike" released in 1989. The song tells the story of a comical priest who reflects on his life and his perceived failure to convey the message of God effectively. The lyrics of the song reveal a sense of regret and self-awareness from the protagonist, who wishes that people had known him when he was alive. He describes himself as a funny person who entertained crowds and wore a drunk's red nose to gain applause. He refers to himself as a comical priest, making jokes for the congregation and getting close to them by putting his hand up their "fleece" (symbolizing the woolen garment worn by priests). The comical priest confesses to living a life filled with excessive drinking, wearing lipstick, and greasepaint. He criticizes the superficiality and emptiness of his own religious attire, represented by the dirty dog-collar made of cardboard. The chorus repeats the phrase "now I'm dead" to emphasize the protagonist's current state. He believes that death is his reward, possibly implying that he no longer has to endure the pains and struggles of life. The song takes a shift as the comical priest recounts a conversation he had with someone who was drinking on a water-bed, reading a cheap novel, and listening to Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Requiem." The person expresses his dissatisfaction with the religious content he has encountered, preferring the story about God's son rather than the excessive religious junk he has come across. The protagonist then mentions his intention to embark on a trip to Paradise's endless shores, a metaphorical journey to find enlightenment. He suggests that traveling broadens the mind until one becomes trapped in their own thoughts and fears. The comical priest concludes by highlighting his role as a comforting figure in the face of fear. He refers to himself as someone who confused with Santa Claus due to his white beard. He mentions going to the North Pole, where people freeze to death, implying that he will be away for a while. The song's overall meaning revolves around the protagonist's realization of his shortcomings and the failure to effectively communicate his message as a religious figure. He also reflects on the superficiality and emptiness often associated with religious rituals and dogma.
