"Oats" by Guttermouth is a satirical and sarcastic song that criticizes consumerism, commercialism, and societal norms. The song starts by welcoming the listener to the breakfast table, where the narrator introduces a different kind of breakfast food that surpasses traditional ones. The lyrics comment on how brand names dominate our surroundings, increasing prices and rental costs without any acknowledgement. The narrator expresses frustration with these changes in life as they grow older. The mention of the "quaker man," a reference to the Quaker Oats brand, is ironic and exaggerated. The narrator humorously suggests that the quaker man is like a god, the one who determines their life partners. This line showcases the absurdity of relying on consumer products or brands in making important life decisions. The choruses use explicit language and exclamation to express disbelief and shock at the current state of things. The narrator questions how they can continue without the conventional "sex appeal" that society often emphasizes. The verses emphasize the breakfast food the narrator offers: flakes and corn puffs straight from the shelf. This highlights the irony of how society may overlook unconventional or simple solutions in favor of costly and advertised products. Overall, "Oats" is a critique of consumerism, the influence of brands, and societal expectations. Guttermouth uses humor and sarcasm to address these issues, highlighting the absurdity of placing so much importance on commercial products.
