"Carolina Sqwat" is a song by the artist Upchurch, also known as Ryan Edward Upchurch. It is a humorous and satirical song that pokes fun at the culture surrounding big trucks, specifically in the Carolina region of the United States. The lyrics describe the speaker's oversized truck and the exaggerated features it possesses. They humorously state that the truck looks broken, but it's actually not. They also mention the trend of modifying trucks in a certain way and claim that everyone is doing it, sarcastically referring to it as a common practice. The repetition of "Dagburn" and "ur-ur-ur-ur-ur" is likely used for comedic effect and to emphasize the exaggerated nature of the song. The speaker talks about the difficulty of seeing through their truck's dashboard but mentions that they attract attention from locals and receive a lot of attention from people in their hometown. They joke about having so many air fresheners in the truck that the smell becomes overwhelming and mentioning a humorous scenario of parking at a grocery store and revving their truck up to strangers. The lyrics also touch on the speaker's appearance, referring to their mullet hairstyle and making a comparison to Billy Ray Cyrus. They mention bright wheel lights, portraying their truck as a flashy and attention-grabbing vehicle. There is a mention of a female counterpart, indicating that the truck symbolizes their persona at a party. There is a line referencing Whistlin Diesel, possibly a reference to another YouTuber known for modifying trucks, and a mention of John Gobby in the lobby, which might be a playful reference to John Gotti, a notable figure in organized crime history. The chorus repeats the phrase "Carolina Sqwat" and talks about the speaker's sweaty butt due to the lack of air conditioning in the truck. They mention having dip (tobacco) in the truck's door and tampons in the glovebox, implying a humorous contradiction or unexpected items to be found in a truck. The lyrics continue with the speaker asserting that their truck is not actually broken, and they purchased it from Facebook Marketplace at a low price. They mention having towing mirrors and the potential to pull a tractor like a Luke Bryan song, adding to the exaggerated and boastful nature of the song. The speaker confesses to some humorous secrets, like their CB antenna being for looks and not being hooked up to anything. They mention a hidden spot where they took a picture with their truck, adding a playful secretive element to the narrative. The second chorus repeats the phrase "Carolina Sqwat" and emphasizes the lack of air conditioning in the truck along with the humorous combination of a sweaty butt and tampons in the glovebox. The final verse revisits the speaker's experience driving their big truck on the highway. They humorously state that they can't go over seventy-five miles per hour because they want to stay alive. They mention a previous experience where the truck jerked side to side, scaring the passenger. They also humorously mention their truck turning people on and off like a weak Wi-Fi signal. The lyrics conclude with a humorous reference to Whistlin Diesel, suggesting that because of the attention they receive while driving, they may face criticism or backlash from other drivers. Overall, "Carolina Sqwat" is a cheeky and playful song that exaggerates the stereotypes and culture surrounding big trucks, presenting an amusing and satirical take on the subject.
