"Charm School" by Elvis Costello and The Attractions is a song that explores themes of manipulation, survival, and the pursuit of success. The lyrics depict a world where people are constantly striving to make a living, often at the expense of others. The song opens with the lines "Men made out of monkeys, Men made into mice," suggesting that humans are often reduced to mere animals in their pursuit of survival. "Happy days are here again, And all the drinks half price" points to a sense of false happiness and temporary relief. The protagonist in the song is a girl with a skill or trick, and a man with a certain calling, both of whom are trying to make a living off the misfortune or downfall of others. They are "trying to make a living out of your downfalling," implying that they thrive on others' struggles. The chorus, "TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING out of anything at all, Didn't they teach you anything except how to be cruel, In that charm school," highlights the desperation and lack of moral values in their pursuit of success. The charm school is referenced metaphorically, where people are taught to be cunning and manipulative rather than compassionate and kind. The second verse presents a failed romantic relationship, described as a farce. "TRYING TO MAKE A SILK PURSE OUT OF A SOW'S ARSE" suggests attempting to make something beautiful out of something unworthy or base. The lines "Saying 'Why don't you watch me', Hardly speaking SOTTO VOCE" allude to the lack of real communication or understanding between the lovers. The following lines express the protagonist's determination and opportunism. They have a notion and an angle; they want to take dreams and promises and exploit them for their own gain. The song acknowledges the challenges of financing and the desire to maintain a romantic relationship while immersed in a tumultuous world. The perpetual nightclub symbolizes an eternal pursuit of success and pleasure, even though the hours are long and the environment noisy and chaotic. The protagonist admits to engaging in shameful acts, pretending they are making do with their circumstances. The final plea, "Please help me to explain," suggests a desire for understanding or justification for their actions. Overall, "Charm School" reflects the harsh realities of a world driven by survival and the compromises people make in their pursuit of success. It portrays a morally ambiguous landscape where manipulation and opportunism reign, and individuals must navigate these challenges to make a living.
