The song "Men Called Uncle" by Elvis Costello and The Attractions is a complex and poetic exploration of lust, desire, and the pitfalls of romantic relationships. The lyrics depict a narrator who is entangled with someone who is seemingly desired by many men referred to as "uncle." The opening lines suggest that the person referred to as "you" is covered in newsprint, possibly indicating that they are constantly in the public eye or the subject of gossip and attention. The narrator implies that this might be the reason why they can understand and read this person so well. The lyrics then express the narrator's mixed emotions, stating that just when they thought they were developing a strong attraction (getting their taste to bite), they suddenly lose their appetite or desire for the person. This could imply that the constant attention or scrutiny surrounding this person has made the narrator second guess their feelings. The next lines introduce the idea of older men being interested in this person. The line "They'd like to sink their teeth into you" suggests a predatory nature, emphasizing the theme of lust and desire. The men referred to as "uncle" could be symbolic of societal expectations or pressures placed on individuals in relationships. The chorus highlights the different ways in which the narrator expresses their feelings. If they simply say "you're the one," they may not be taken seriously, possibly due to a significant age difference between the narrator and the person they desire. Additionally, if they say "I love you," they may be considered delirious or irrational. This could imply that the societal norms and judgments surrounding relationships make it difficult for the narrator to express their true emotions. The following verses further emphasize the intense desire and attraction the person elicits from others. The lines "Having a heart attack round your ankles" suggest that these men are overwhelmed or captivated by the person's allure. The lyrics then describe a moment when the person wakes up with "X-rated eyes" and is still physically shaking. This could imply a passionate encounter or intense emotional experience between the person and the narrator. The narrator expresses guilt and confusion, questioning how they can apologize as the person checks their effects and their reflection. The narrator is deeply affected by the person's affection. The song concludes with the narrator contemplating their promises of loyalty and faithfulness but acknowledges that the turbulent nature of their relationship may prevent them from growing old together. The lyrics suggest that the narrator is disillusioned and no longer captivated by other women, as they are left "cold" by their presence. Overall, "Men Called Uncle" explores themes of desire, societal expectations, and the sacrifices made in pursuit of love and passion. The song lyrically delves into the complexities of relationships, highlighting the challenges and conflicts between genuine emotions and external pressures.
