The song "Joe Porterhouse" by Elvis Costello and The Attractions tells the story of a person named Joe Porterhouse who is temporarily gone but will return someday. The lyrics describe how the children are sitting on the stairs, overlooking a valley full of tears, and are advised not to show their tears to others. The song suggests that Joe Porterhouse is not lost forever and will make a comeback. The chorus implies that Joe Porterhouse should be left to sleep as it represents a moment that someone can hold onto, just like an old bus ticket or a photograph resting on a mantlepiece. The lyrics mention that for the wicked, there is no peace, indicating that Joe Porterhouse is not a malicious character. The protagonist of the song mentions that Joe Porterhouse's departure is not his time to go, as they had a connection in the past and were almost lovers. The lyrics also metaphorically describe Joe Porterhouse's qualities, comparing his heart to an anchor and his arms to cables. The imagery of standing alone on an iron turntable is used to portray his strength and resilience. The protagonist advises against showing emotions, both crying and laughing, as societal norms and the sun's scorching heat create an atmosphere where it isn't appropriate to display such vulnerability. The song leaves the listener with a sense of longing and melancholy, as the protagonist wonders what is left for them among the broken branches of their family tree. Overall, "Joe Porterhouse" captures the emotions of loss, longing, and the complexities of relationships.
