The song "Imperial Bedroom" by Elvis Costello and The Attractions tells a story about a bride on her wedding day. The lyrics describe how everyone, except for her hateful and spiteful sister, agrees that she looks delightful. The bride is blushing bright red from head to toe, feeling both nervous and excited. As she rushes into her bridal suite, which is described as the imperial bedroom or regal boudoir, she encounters a casual acquaintance. This acquaintance leads to an intimate encounter, symbolized by the French phrase "bonsoir," meaning "good evening" or "goodnight." The song suggests that life often unfolds like a TV serial, with the bride having daydreams and the groom being preoccupied with material things. Despite her frustration about her hair being messed up, the groom still looks neat. They both step into the bridal suite, ready to consummate their marriage. However, there is a twist in the story. The best man, who might have an ulterior motive, also becomes involved. As the bride and groom are getting dressed again, perhaps indicating some form of post-intimate encounter, the bride sneaks out of the bridal suite. The lyrics emphasize the allure and secrecy of the imperial bedroom or regal boudoir, which represents the intimate space where the bride and groom's relationship unfolds. The song hints at the scandalous nature of the casual encounter and the love triangle between the bride, groom, and best man. In the end, the lyrics reveal that two names are registered in the imperial bedroom, symbolizing a secret affair or illicit relationship. The phrase "Au revoir" is used to bid farewell, indicating that the consequences of this encounter will likely be significant. Overall, the song "Imperial Bedroom" explores themes of desire, temptation, betrayal, and the complexities of relationships, all within the context of a wedding day.
